
Ron Perlman and Ted Cruz Agree to Cage Match to Settle Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Smack talk between Hellboy star, Ron Perlman and newly bearded Senator for Texas, Ted Cruz, has escalated rapidly. What started as a slightly homoerotic desire by Mr. Cruz to watch Representative Jim Jordan wrestle 70-year-old Mr. Perlman, possibly in custard, had by Tuesday ended with a date being set for a cage match in Jerusalem. A spokesperson for Senator Cruz...