...57th streets, 200 copulating couples – the receptive partners in Trump facemasks – screamed variations of “You like it, Donny boy? Oh yeahhh, but f**k me harder, Master Mahmud,” and “How’s that, trampy Trumpy? Lovin’ it, Madame Maria, but please, stretch me wider and fill me deeper with that blessed......
Calling it a perfect solution to longstanding tension over the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, President Trump has proposed a plan to raze the entire site and replace it with the ‘Third Temple Trump Hotel and Mosque.’ Trump unveiled his plans just one day after meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin......
...al-Baghdadi announced the terrorist group will destroy all Trump hotels in their territory. Additionally, ISIS fighters will no longer watch the Miss USA beauty pageant or wear turbans from the Donald Trump menswear collection. “We are disappointed and distressed by remarks made by Mr. Trump about immigrants from Mexico, particularly......
...about big, beautiful signs, like the biggest in the Middle East. We’re going to make settlements great again!” To compensate the Palestinians, Trump has agreed to send five, two-ton shipments of Trump Steaks to the Palestinian Authority, and has promised all Palestinian high school graduates full scholarships to Trump University.......
Citing President Obama’s adherence to international law when it comes to killing civilians, Donald Trump told the media that the president is overly controlled by “political correctness,” and that a President Trump would kill all families of suspected terrorists, presumably including the children. “International law?” Trump spat in response to......
...just grabbed me,” said a tearful al-Baghdadi. “I always blamed myself.” Trump immediately denied al-Baghdadi’s claim. “Just look at him,” Trump noted. “I mean, his beard is awful. He’s balding. He’s a fat pig. I would never grope someone that ugly.” Trump’s alibi was called into question, however, when audio......
...impeach President Trump for it,” Senator Josh Hawley, a Missouri Republican, said. “But when Osama bin Laden tried to attack the Capitol on September 11, these same Democrats never even mentioned impeachment. If it’s okay when Osama does it, why are they all up in arms about Trump doing it?”......
...voters. So, I said, ‘Listen Kevin, you’re not getting the nuclear codes.’” “Now the next day, @XiJinpingfan420 tweets ‘Donald Trump please send me nuclear secrets,’ and at first I said, ‘Forget it,’” Trump continued. “But then he tweets, ‘Donald Trump number one US president, very good and strong.’ So I......
Seeking to calm Americans, President Trump modestly declared, “The pandemic is history. I built a huge Wall of China and made the corona-commies pay for it.” Trump’s statement comes at a time of strained US-Chinese relations. The Mideast Beast spoke to President Trump in an exclusive interview. “To be honest,......
In his latest attempt to save President Donald Trump’s re-election bid, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has officially converted to Islam, named himself a mufti, and issued a fatwa declaring Trump the winner of the November 3 presidential election. The move is the latest attempt to reverse the......
...you know what he does good? He kills terrorists. I mean, he kills people with long beards and those stupid things on their heads, I assume they’re terrorists.” RELATED: Trump: “Obama is Too Politically Correct to Kill Terrorists’ Families” Assad was not Trump’s first choice for the position. Trump’s preferred......
...Other such examples include Trump supporters tweeting anti-Semitic death threats to a Jewish journalist who profiled Trump’s current wife, as well as Trump’s hesitancy in disavowing the support of former KKK leader David Duke, and what Ivanka Trump and her Jewish husband David Kushner’s eldest child called “other scary stuff......
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s upcoming speech to AIPAC, the influential pro-Israel lobby, has presented a unique predicament for social justice warriors across the United States, as the leftists have not been able to decide which side to protest. “We were going to post a bunch of comments on Trump’s......
NEW YORK – Billionaire Republican presidential contender Donald Trump has unveiled a controversial peace proposal for the strife-torn holy land: give the U.S. island territory of Puerto Rico to the Palestinians as compensation for surrendering to Israel. According to the so-called “Trump Solution,” rolled out by the outspoken business magnate......
President-elect Donald Trump has once again shaken up the global order, as the soon-to-be 45th President of the United States spoke by phone to ISIS Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. “When I called Trump Tower, I had no idea he’d pick up,” al-Baghdadi admitted in an interview with The Mideast Beast.......
Calling it the hottest real estate on the planet, former US president Donald Trump said that he plans to build a new Trump Tower high-rise in East Jerusalem’s Sheikh Jarrah neighborhood. Trump said that he decided to buy the prime real estate after hearing that Jews and Arabs were fighting......
In a desperate call to Tbilisi Monday evening, US President Donald Trump asked Georgian President Salome Zurabishvili to help find nearly 12,000 votes and swing the presidential election. Trump, who narrowly lost the US state of Georgia to President-elect Joe, reportedly told aids to “get the King of Georgia” on......
...election results should be void, as the Quran does not support democratic rule. Citing Qur’an 4:59, Trump’s lawyers argue that it is imperative that Americans obey their leader and not question Trump’s claim to have easily won the election. An amicus brief supporting Trump’s challenge was signed onto by 126......
President Donald Trump, who has converted to Kushner Inc. “Corporate Family Judaism”, blasted the “anti-Semitic fake news media.” Trump spoke to The Mideast Beast at Mar-a-Lago’s Orthodox Golf Synagogue. “Believe me, nobody is a bigger victim of anti-Semitic persecution than me. David Duke says that the nasty stuff the media......
...did to the one before that, and the one before that one, too.” Trump outlined his post-Corona vision. “Badass Corona made the global hysterical toilet paper hoarding and Netflix binge-watching, his sick passion. The Trump Organization therefore suffered losses but is now back in business. Due to highly contagious “fake......
