Chasey Uberseks is Jesus Christ’s younger sister from when Mary finally lost her virginity. As a kid, she was cryogenically frozen by alien invaders and stuffed in a tree near Ground Zero, where she was defrosted on 9/11. Al-Qaeda regards her as collateral damage.
Overwhelmed by New York and desperate for some fresh air, Uberseks moved to a Berber village in Tunisia. She writes for several publications from a small cave and runs the local “Jews for Jesus” congregation. Her hobbies include knitting, baking and rap-yodeling.