COVID-19

Polarized Americans Being Urged to ‘Stick to their Bubble’
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Polarized Americans Being Urged to ‘Stick to their Bubble’

As countries throughout the world try to develop an effective strategy for resuming normal operations amidst the COVID-19 Pandemic (Delta-version), the United States continues to be the epicenter for both the disease and the polarization resulting from it. One popular theory is that Americans can reduce their exposure to new diseases and information by keeping within their social “bubble.”  Experts...

European Union, Amnesty, ACLU: Give Terrorists Unemployment Benefits, Psychological Counseling
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European Union, Amnesty, ACLU: Give Terrorists Unemployment Benefits, Psychological Counseling

As numerous cities head back into lockdown due to the coronavirus Delta variant, jihadists still continue to find themselves out of human targets, and therefore out of jobs. The European Union released a statement about the financial distress that Covid19 is causing terrorist organizations. “The European Union is concerned by the shutting down of entire cities, and indeed countries, causing militant...

Study Finds COVID-19 Death Toll Inexplicably Soaring Among Saudi Journalists, Bloggers
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Study Finds COVID-19 Death Toll Inexplicably Soaring Among Saudi Journalists, Bloggers

Every day brings new information about those who are most at risk of serious complications from the coronavirus Delta variant. It was believed that it only negatively affected those over sixty years of age and anyone with heart, respiratory or immune conditions. Nonetheless, new data, which has been collected at various embassies and consulates, suggests that the group most likely...

Taliban’s Tourism Minister Excited to Welcome Vaccinated Infidels
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Taliban’s Tourism Minister Excited to Welcome Vaccinated Infidels

The Taliban Ministry of Tourism in Afghanistan is excitedly preparing to welcome vaccinated non-Muslim tourists in July. By contrast, virus-phobic Israel decided once again to postpone the reopening of its borders to vaccinated tourists until August due to the global spread of the coronavirus Delta variant. The Taliban’s Tourism Minister, Mullah Kabir, spoke to The Mideast Beast after Lonely Planet...

Vaccinated Astronauts Alone in Outer Space Can Remove Masks, CDC Says
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Vaccinated Astronauts Alone in Outer Space Can Remove Masks, CDC Says

Following Fox News’ conservative host Tucker Carlson’s controversial comments on wearing masks, the Centers for Disease Control aimed to strike a balance and has relaxed its restrictions for vaccinated Americans. The CDC now says that those who are fully vaccinated can remove their masks, as long as they are astronauts who are at least 250 miles above the Earth’s surface...

Israel’s Reopening Plan: ‘Treat Everyone Like a Palestinian’
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Israel’s Reopening Plan: ‘Treat Everyone Like a Palestinian’

Following a successful vaccine rollout, Israel is finally beginning to reopen and ‘get back to normal’. At the same time, the state is attempting to maintain a balance to stave off future lockdowns. While many countries across the globe struggle to create a new social contract for our collective new reality, it seems Israel has a blueprint at hand. “We...

Al Qaeda Launches Operation ‘Cough in Public’
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Al Qaeda Launches Operation ‘Cough in Public’

Aiming to strike fear in the heart of every American, al Qaeda has launched Operation Cough in Public, with sleeper cells activating across the US to cough loudly in crowded venues. Al Qaeda agents will go to sporting events, concerts, and busy shopping malls and cough repeatedly without covering their mouths, according to internal documents seen by The Mideast Beast....

‘An Appropriation of Gazan Culture,’ Leftists Boycott Quarantining
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‘An Appropriation of Gazan Culture,’ Leftists Boycott Quarantining

An intersectional coalition of leftists’ movements in the US has announced they will stop social distancing because it is a “colonialist, imperialist, abusive, and extractive appropriation of the culture of the people of Gaza.” The call to action was announced Monday evening on social media. The unnecessarily long post explained that social isolation is an ancient practice in Gaza, dating...

It’s Finally Safe to Eat Bats Again, WHO Says
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It’s Finally Safe to Eat Bats Again, WHO Says

With the coronavirus vaccines being administered worldwide, as well as the “it came from a China lab” conspiracy already being debunked, the World Health Organization (WHO) now says it is safe for the public to once again eat bats in moderation. “The past year and a half was a difficult time for citizens across the globe, as the coronavirus pandemic...

UN Accuses Israel of Committing Genocide Against Coronavirus
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UN Accuses Israel of Committing Genocide Against Coronavirus

With Israel leading the world in coronavirus vaccination rates, the United Nations General Assembly has passed a resolution condemning Israel for its ongoing genocide against COVID-19 virions. “The illegal apartheid state of ‘Israel’ is once again committing crimes against humanity, ethnically cleansing innocent coronavirus particles from their homes in the human body,” the resolution states. “We call on the occupation...