Crank was born in 2007, but has an aging disorder which results in his more adult looks. However, the disorder affects only his looks so he is mentally an 8-year-old. While he has never had sexual contact with anything before, he has witnessed it.
A staunch supporter of animal rights, Crank donates to Militant Animal Voting Rights Anonymous. Crank was born with a full adult penis, but has always had an interest in global politics.
Crank is no longer interested in Pokémon. Living without a legitimate tongue, Crank struggles day to day with the idea of normalcy.