Hello fans! We had a clever write-up prepared but, in all honesty, we didn’t want to waste any more of your time that you could be spending enjoying what’s left of this spectacular year. So, let’s just get on with it. For your reading pleasure…that you were robbed of…all year long 👇
- ‘Why Do Only Loser Congresspeople Like Us?’ Hamas Asks
- Trump Concedes Defeat, Delivers Giant Wooden Horse to Congressional Democrats
- Linda Sarsour to Convert to Judaism After Learning Women and Arabs Serve in Parliament, Supreme Court, and Just About Everywhere Else in Israel
- ‘At Least Nazis Didn’t Make Jews Wear Masks,’ Taylor Greene Says
- “That Wasn’t Me in the Israel Rant Video!” Claims John Oliver
- Female Suicide Bomber Shocked to Only Receive 63 Virgins in Paradise
- Norm Macdonald Asks God for Ten Minutes in Hell to Roast bin Laden
- White Girl Totally “Gets” Middle Eastern Culture After Trip to Dubai
- Americans Reminded About Afghanistan After Taliban Heard Defending Dave Chappelle
- Disappointed ISIS Members Withdraw Request to Join ‘The Squad’
- Biden Launches OnlyFans Account to Pay Off National Debt
- Assad Convinced U.S. High Schools Produce Better Terrorists Than Syria
Here’s to you, Warden Zuck! Cheers, ya little ben-zona. 🥂
Now that’s some Meta shit right there!
