2016 US Presidential Election

Libyan Terrorists Blast Republicans for Politicizing Benghazi Attacks
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Libyan Terrorists Blast Republicans for Politicizing Benghazi Attacks

Libyan terror group Ansar al-Sharia, which helped carry out the 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, lashed out at House Republicans this week after claims surfaced that a series of investigations into the attack were aimed at damaging Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. “While we were initially pleased that Congress was holding so many hearings in response to...

ISIS Members Shocked by Brutal Videos from GOP Debates
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ISIS Members Shocked by Brutal Videos from GOP Debates

A series of brutally graphic videos, such as this one or this one, depicting unspeakable carnage has begun circulating in Iraq and Syria, horrifying the countries’ leaders and citizens alike. “How could someone do such a thing to another human being?” ISIS executioner Abu Rumaysah asked after watching a shocking video of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump shouting over Florida Senator Marco...

Following Obama’s Remark, 2016 Presidential Hopefuls Seek to ‘Out-Jew’ One Another
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Following Obama’s Remark, 2016 Presidential Hopefuls Seek to ‘Out-Jew’ One Another

President Barack Obama’s claim that he’s “the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office” has both Republicans and Democrats running for the 2016 presidential nomination scrambling to highlight their Jewish ancestral roots. “I don’t really look like my brother or sister. And though I was raised in a Spanish-speaking home, I was never able to learn...

ISIS Offers Megyn Kelly Job as Caliph After Fox Host Scares Trump Out of Debate
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ISIS Offers Megyn Kelly Job as Caliph After Fox Host Scares Trump Out of Debate

Following Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s decision to pull out of Thursday night’s debate rather than face Fox News moderator Megyn Kelly, the Islamic terrorist group ISIS has offered Ms. Kelly the position as Caliph, or leader, of its organization. “Thanks to Allah, we have finally found someone who makes even the strongest of the infidel leaders tremble in his...

ISIS Cuts Ties with Donald Trump Following Insensitive Remarks About Mexican-Americans
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ISIS Cuts Ties with Donald Trump Following Insensitive Remarks About Mexican-Americans

In the latest setback for Donald Trump’s business empire, and no we’re not talking about Trump taking it in the pooper by Jon Stewart, the Islamic State has announced it will cut ties with the billionaire real estate mogul following his controversial remarks about Mexican immigrants. ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi announced the terrorist group will destroy all Trump hotels in their territory....

Hillary: Lube up, Donny Boy, ‘Cause on Election Day, I’m Going to Schlong YOU!
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Hillary: Lube up, Donny Boy, ‘Cause on Election Day, I’m Going to Schlong YOU!

After Donald Trump said that she got “schlonged” by Barack Obama in the 2008 Democratic Presidential primaries (‘schlong’ is a Yiddish word for penis), Hillary Clinton has responded with even greater vulgarity. Taking to Twitter, the usually restrained Democratic front-runner made a series of lewd remarks-cum-threats to the characteristically unrestrained Republican front-runner, starting with: “.@realdonaldtrump Lube up, Donny Boy, because...

Clinton to Donor: In Next War, I’ll Let Israel Kill 200,000, Not Just 2,000, Gazans
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Clinton to Donor: In Next War, I’ll Let Israel Kill 200,000, Not Just 2,000, Gazans

Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton has penned a controversial letter to a major Jewish donor vowing to offer Israel “total” support in its next war with the Gaza Strip’s Islamist rulers. The leaked letter, sent last week to an Israeli-American media mogul, promises to allow Israel carte blanche in any future war with Hamas, including a presidential green light to kill...