First-year Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene will be serving on an education committee after all.
Just a day after the US House of Representatives voted to bar Greene from the House Committee on Education and Labor, Hamas, the Islamist militant group in charge of governing the Gaza Strip, announced that it has invited her to chair its education committee.
“Frankly, we were incredibly impressed by the depth of her knowledge of the crimes of humanity committed by the Jews,” Hamas leader Khaled Meshal told The Mideast Beast. “I knew about the evil Jewish sharks, the evil Jewish eagles, and the evil Jewish lizards. But even I hadn’t heard about the Jewish space lasers. Our youth are in good hands with her crafting their curriculum.”
Reached for comment, Greene said that she will accept the position as long as everyone else in Hamas’s government resigns immediately.
“As I’ve said before, Muslims do not belong in government,” Greene explained. “I mean, look what happened to our country when Obama took office.”