Web Searches on Google For “How to Move to Iraq” Skyrocket after 3rd Presidential Debate

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Following the final presidential debate, Google trends revealed that searches on ‘how to move to Iraq’ had surged by nearly 300%.

“It kinda makes sense” said registered voter Roberto Seitelman. “The US is about to get ugly, regardless of who wins this one. Iraq can’t really get any worse and I hear they are about to get Mosul back, so honestly they can only go up!”

When asked about the statistic, Iraqi Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi provided a tepid response. “We will definitely keep an eye on the situation but when a country of over 300 million people manages to narrow their main presidential candidates to these two… well I think you can understand why we are currently interviewing for world class wall builders.”

When questioned on which candidate he preferred, Prime Minister al-Abadi replied, “The answer is obvious, Gary Johnson of course. We all know that he was thinking of me when he pretended that he couldn’t think of a foreign leader that he admired.

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