French Far Rightist: Jews Control Half the World, Muslims the Other

Jean-Marie Le Pen (Photo by Blandine Le Cain via Flickr: http://bit.ly/1QpGozX)

PARIS – Jean-Marie Le Pen, the founder of France’s far-right National Front party, has accused Jews and Muslims of “global co-domination.”

At a rally in Paris yesterday, the convicted Holocaust denier said: “Jews control the U.S. Congress, the German government and the global media, banking and pornography industries, while Muslims control the UN, the White House, [French President] Hollande and the global oil industry. So be warned, endangered Christian Caucasians: if we don’t act, the Semitic hordes will not only take our crosses and beloved bacon, but our cherished foreskins, too!”

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His estranged daughter, current FN leader Marine Le Pen – whose efforts to stamp out the party’s anti-Semitism while intensifying its Islamophobia have dramatically boosted its electoral appeal – was quick to respond, telling the Mideast Beast: “He’s plain wrong, or at least semi-wrong: while Muslims are indeed murderous savages bent on enslaving us under a global Sharia Caliphate, the Jews – while disproportionately influential – aren’t so bad.”