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United Nations Condemns All Past, Present, Future Israeli Actions
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United Nations Condemns All Past, Present, Future Israeli Actions

The United Nations Security Council (UNSC) passed a resolution earlier today stating that any and all Israeli military action constitutes war crimes.  What separates this resolution from the overwhelming number of resolutions already condemning the Jewish State is that it appears to be all encompassing.  “In case anyone hasn’t noticed, we just waste so much of our time singling out...

Iran Asks United Nations to Ban Question Marks
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Iran Asks United Nations to Ban Question Marks

The Islamic Republic of Iran has filed a draft resolution in favor of removing the ‘question mark’ from all official UN documents. “We feel good about our chances,” Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister Babak Zardooz was quoted as saying. “If the Western powers are forced to stop asking questions, Iran will gladly sign a framework agreement pertaining to our completely civilian nuclear program,”...

Mel Gibson Appointed to United Nations Post
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Mel Gibson Appointed to United Nations Post

The United Nations has finally found a successor to Richard Falk for the position of Special Rapporteur for the Palestinian territories, naming actor and director Mel Gibson to the post. “When Richard left the position, we never thought we’d be able to fill his shoes,” a UN source explained to The Israeli Daily. “The guy thinks 9/11 was an inside...