In most professions, the better someone is at what they do, the more well known they become. In fact, this is the goal for many careers, such as acting, playing basketball, or even writing for a website focused on satirizing one oddly specific and batshit crazy part of the globe. However, one career path where the absolute opposite is true...
On the Holy First Day of the Jewish New Year, Leizer resolves to find a nice Jewish girl, Chaimie refuses to make a resolution, and somehow things resolve themselves. Producers Jamie Elman Eli Batalion Philip Kalin-Hajdu Read their bios...
After the UN’s World Health Organization declared Israel the world’s top violator of health rights, world leaders from throughout Africa, Central Asia and the Middle East congratulated Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu on his country’s impressive feat. The designation has earned Netanyahu the admiration of dictators throughout the world, as the Israeli premier has suddenly become one of the...
For years, the Iranian regime has been accused of developing a nuclear program for aggressive purposes. There appears to be ample evidence that this endeavor is taking place, and the intelligence agencies of various countries seem to agree on this fact. However, for as long as these claims have been made, Iran has countered by saying that any nuclear activities...
At a press conference called to condemn Pope Francis for saying that Turkey did ‘you know what to you know who,’ Turkish President Recep Erdogan was surprised to learn that most Americans know of their nation’s genocide against millions of Native American. A reporter questioned Erdogan about the Turks continual refusal to accept their intentional killing of 1.5 million Armenians...
Recently leaked correspondence between Saddam Hussein and his henchmen suggest that the late Iraqi dictator had a serious crush on Israel, a country he terrorized with SCUD missiles and whose enemies he publicly supported for decades. “I wish I knew how to quit her. So petite, with that perfect, slim waist and sparkling personality. Israel is just this side of...
In a bizarre twist today the Arab League voted almost unanimously to extend their ‘Israel does not exist’ policy beyond the government. In a statement to the press earlier today the League stated, “If Israel doesn’t exist, then it follows logically that people from there don’t exist either. We will return to business with this conclusion in mind.” This decision...
A chance ordering of a lean smoked meat sandwich in lieu of the usual schmaltzy one leads to not only the jeopardizing of Chaimie and Leizer’s entire relationship but a deep meditation on the joys of fat… in all the right places. Producers Jamie Elman Eli Batalion Philip Kalin-Hajdu Read their bios...
Chaimie and Leizer settle the age old Talmudic argument – St. Viateur or Fairmount bagel for the win? Producers Jamie Elman Eli Batalion Philip Kalin-Hajdu Read their bios...
Chaimie tries to get Leizer out of his Maccabean shell by proving the virtues of Hellenistic culture and the power of a pita. Producers Jamie Elman Eli Batalion Philip Kalin-Hajdu Read their bios...
