Terrorist Groups Issue Rare Joint Press Release

Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

In a rare show of unity, the terrorist organizations prescribed by the US State Department issued a joint press release demanding equal acknowledgement with Muslim groups for the ‘Bowling Green Massacre.’ Kellyanne Conway couldn’t be reached for comment but the demand was undersigned:

 

Abu Sayyaf Group, Aum Shinrikyo, Basque Fatherland and Liberty, Gama’a al-Islamiyya, HAMAS, Harakat ul-Mujahidin, Hizballah, Kahane Chai, Kurdistan Workers Party, Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, National Liberation Army, Palestine Liberation Front, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, PFLP-General Command, Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, Revolutionary People’s Liberation Party/Front, Shining Path, al-Qa’ida, Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, Real Irish Republican Army, Jaish-e-Mohammed, Lashkar-e Tayyiba, Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Asbat al-Ansar, al-Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb, Communist Party of the Philippines/New People’s Army, Jemaah Islamiya, Lashkar i Jhangvi, Ansar al-Islam, Continuity Irish Republican Army, Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, Islamic Jihad Union, Harakat ul-Jihad-i-Islami/Bangladesh, al-Shabaab Revolutionary Struggle, Kata’ib Hizballah, al-Qa’ida in the Arabian Peninsula,Harakat ul-Jihad-i-Islami, Tehrik-e Taliban Pakistan, Jundallah, Army of Islam, Indian Mujahedeen, Jemaah Anshorut Tauhid, Abdallah Azzam Brigades, Haqqani Network, Ansar al-Dine, Boko Haram, Ansaru, al-Mulathamun Battalion, Ansar al-Shari’a in Benghazi, Ansar al-Shari’a in Darnah, Ansar al-Shari’a in Tunisia, ISIL Sinai Province, al-Nusrah Front, Mujahidin Shura Council in the Environs of Jerusalem, Jaysh Rijal al-Tariq al Naqshabandi, ISIL-Khorasan, Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant’s Branch in Libya, and Al-Qa’ida in the Indian Subcontinent.