In yet another major step forward for female empowerment in The Kingdom, it has been confirmed that women will be allowed to drive to the upcoming execution of human rights activist Israa al-Ghomgham.
A government spokesman confirmed, “The firsts just keep coming here in the newly liberalizing Saudi Arabia. Not only can the ladies drive their own cars and secure a prime viewing spot, afterwards they are welcome to join the men to watch the national football team get absolutely murdered by the latest second-rate opposition we’ve convinced to turn up. What a time to be alive! Or obviously not in the case of Ms. Al-Ghomgham.”
