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Jill Biden Launches ‘Doctorates without Borders’

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Looking to bring rigorous scholarship and impressive credentials to the most remote and poverty-stricken corners of the globe, incoming First Lady Dr. Jill Biden announced she will launch a new non-governmental organization called ‘Doctorates without Borders.’

Biden will lead holders of PhDs and other post-graduate degrees to war zones and third-world countries to deliver life-saving lectures on their subjects of expertise.

“Across the globe, too many citizens are forced to go without basic dissertations on student retention at community colleges,” Dr. Biden said in a statement. “By sending recipients of advanced degrees to the poorest villages in the world, we can make sure no child ever wants for groundbreaking original research on an esoteric topic.”

As of press time, intelligence analyst and former Trump advisor Dr. Sebastian Gorka has joined the nascent non-profit.

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