Israel Searches for Star to Outshine Mia Khalifa

By English: Ministry of Economy, Israel, via Wikimedia Commons

Naftali Bennett, leader of The Jewish Home party and the balding hunk in the above photograph, has called for a search for a star in the Jewish State after pictures and tweets of Middle Eastern porn star Mia Khalifa, born in neighbouring Lebanon, briefly topped social media searches last week.

Twenty One year old Khalifa’s claim to fame was that she had managed to become the top searched actress on popular internet site Porn Hub, with some 1.5 million views. The Miami based actress was condemned and cheered in equal measures by her countrymen. On Twitter @BadLeb10 gushed, “Congrats Khalifa you’ve really put us on the map. Kiss me everywhere please!!!”

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Speaking to The Mideast Beast a spokesman for Bennett’s office stated, “having seen this travesty the minister is well aware of the economic damage that could be caused by people thinking that the hottest chicks come from Lebanon. Everybody knows the sweetest bodies in the Levant are to be found in Israel, and that Tel Aviv is party central here in the region,” he continued.

In order to reinforce this message the minister is launching a search for an Israeli porn star to rival Khalifa. “We are looking for a young professional who can outdo, outstretch, out-everything, this poor Lebanese imitation,” the spokesman stated. “Ideally they will be in the IDF because chicks with guns are always hot. They should also be extremely flexible and have an all-over tan,” he added.

Unconfirmed reports suggest that Bennett is so trusting of the ultimate virtues of Israeli womanhood that he has given himself the difficult task of auditioning all of the shortlisted Jewish stars.