ISIS Leaders Reveal ‘Secrets’, Joining Trump in New Age of Transparency

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Following the lead from the US President, terror cell leaders are striving to become much more open regarding their future plans. From their last holdouts across Syria, ISIS are leading the new wave of sharing.

In an online video posted yesterday a spokesman for the group stood in front of a large white board clearly indicating the groups location, composition and plans for breakfast. “We admit that we are struggling right now and our previous policy of complete secrecy was not as watertight as we might have hoped for in an organization where removing heads generally takes the place of a verbal first warning. Therefore, we are taking a leaf from the Trump handbook. We assume that no one really believes that anyone would be clueless enough as to wave around your plans whilst telling everyone what a big surprise you have in store. So, here you go. Wait!…What’s that loud whistling sound?……”