ISIS Disappointed to Find Few Middle Easterners in Caravan

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With a caravan of Latin American migrants finally reaching the US border, leaders of the Syria-based terrorist group ISIS are reportedly disappointed to see few potential supporters in the group.

“We were so excited when Supreme Leader Trump promised that there were criminals and unknown Middle Easterners making their way into the land of the infidels,” ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi said. “We thought when these mujahedeen finally made it to the border, there would be jihad all over the place.”

Baghdadi was deeply disappointed when video emerged of the migrants waving the Honduran flag rather than the black flag of ISIS.

“Why does Fox News keep getting my hopes up?” Baghdadi asked. “This is worse than when we waited eight years for Obama to swear allegiance to the Caliphate.”