Iran on Golden Globes Attack: ‘This is Only the Beginning’

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The Iranian Republican Guard Corps took responsibility for the devastating attack that took place on Sunday night in Beverly Hills via a social media account associated with the military organization. The tweet appeared on Tuesday night saying that “that this was only the beginning of the Iranian Republic’s retribution for the murder of Qasem Soleimani”

Hollywood celebrities were devastated by the attack, especially after the diplomatic letter sent by the Beverly Hills Ambassador to Iran, Ms. Rose McGowan. Survivors surveyed the ruins of their self-righteous speeches and social media accounts with a mixture of shock and disbelief.

The Federal Bureau of Investigations released a statement that they were investigating the attack but so far few resources have been diverted to the investigation. A bureau spokesperson said that the Golden Globes attack was a low priority and that the victims were “welcome to go back to their mansions and cry about it.” When asked if the White House would be responding to the Iranian attack on American soil, President Trump responded with a picture of the American flag and a tweet that read “Beverly Hills isn’t America”.