Iran Offers Democratic Party Election Help

By US Department of Labor - L-15-04-14-A.569, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51163444

After the Iowa Democratic vote-counting debacle, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has offered his election expertise to the Democratic Party.

“We would like to reciprocate the Democratic candidates’ warm feelings towards our regime by offering our expertise in running completely flawless elections. Iran can help make the Democratic Party great again,” Khamenei told The Mideast Beast. “It has not escaped our notice that the Democratic Party candidates showed their righteous discontent with the Trump clown’s murder of our beloved general Qassem Soleimani. Especially Bernie Sanders, who called the murder an assassination,” Khamenei said.

Khamenei also told The Mideast Beast that he was very impressed with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. “Despite being a woman, Pelosi showed tremendous can-do attitude in the way that she pre-ripped the pages of Trump’s State of the Union speech, so that she would be able to tear up the entire speech in one fell swoop at the end. It was a strong display of critical pre-planning and determination, which is what the Democratic Party needs to bring down this treacherous Trump administration and help to make Iran’s Islamic Revolution great again”.

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