Iran Just Loving Saudi Situation in Turkey

Tasnim News Agency [CC BY 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

In an exclusive interview with The Mideast Beast, Iranian leaders relayed that they couldn’t be happier with what’s going on with their Sunni brethren over in Iran’s newest buddy, Turkey.

Reclining back in their American barcaloungers, one Iranian official said, “Come on, we carry out terror attacks around the world all of the time and we never get busted like that. And 15 guys for one interrogation? We funded and coordinated the bombings of the barracks in Lebanon with two morons with bombs strapped to themselves and took out over 240 American soldiers. We even got a few dozen French soldiers for good measure. Guess what? No more American military in our ‘second home’ and we got a nuclear deal with America, plus $100 billion, give or take.”

Remember the bombing of the Israeli Embassy in Buenos Aires back in 1992? Yeah, we did that with one bomber, and the richest Gulf State can’t even silence one of their own? Sunni amateurs.

“You see, life is so much easier as a Shiite these days.”