Eric Trump Begs ISIS for a Meeting

Saying that he was determined to prove himself to be the smartest of the president’s children, Eric Trump has released a series of e-mails sent to ISIS leaders begging for a meeting with a senior member of the terror group.

“My brother is all over the TV becuz (sic) he got to meeted (sic) with the Russians,” said one e-mail addressed to “Mister Bag Daddy,” an apparent misspelling of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s name. “I have to show dad that I can also make meetings with bad men.”

Asked about the emails, President Trump insisted his son had only sought out the meeting because he was promised that ISIS had damaging information about MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski.

“Anybody would have taken that meeting,” Trump told The Mideast Beast. “When you have the chance to trade a few nuclear codes for dirt on your opponent, obviously you pull the trigger.”

Reached for comment, an ISIS spokesman said the group had ignored the emails because they “only respond to treason requests from relevant Trump family members.”