Chick-fil-A Begins Donating to Hezbollah in Effort to Please Far Left

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After ending donations to two controversial Christian charities, fast food chain Chick-fil-A is looking to gain additional left-wing customers by instead giving the funds to Islamist militant group Hezbollah.

Officials from the Georgia-based fried chicken joint privately called the decision a win-win.

“These contributions have somehow increased our support among progressives, who see Hezbollah as a like-minded organization,” one Chick-fil-A executive told The Mideast Beast. “At the same time, we can continue doing what we love – giving money to virulently anti-gay organizations.”

As of press time, Chick-fil-A competitor Popeyes has seen its sales surge in Lebanon’s Christian and Sunni regions.