Willy’s inspiration for writing stems for his anger at Sacha Baron-Cohen having stolen his joke about hummus sounding like Hamas.
Born in London to the last couple in the city ever to see the sun, he attended a school where you wear a strange uniform and have to reassure people that showering after gym class was not an intimidating process. He smoked cannabis in hale, rain, and snow, but managed to get great grades due to intensive study of The Complete Works of Dr. 2Pac Amaru Shakur MCSE MD PHD RUNDMC R&B.
A graduate of Cockermouth College at the University of Coxford, he has written for several different publications before arriving at The Mideast Beast. He is currently working on a history of dyslexic Israeli-Palestinian negotiators entitled ‘Piece Process’.
In his spare time, he chastises Americans for choosing to pronounce the word yoghurt as ‘yo-gurt’ instead of ‘bro-gurt’.