RIYADH — While it’s true that foreign unmarried couples are permitted to stay in hotel rooms together in Saudi Arabia, another wildly progressive step for the Kingdom, two years have passed and the ‘move towards modernity’ has yet to be met with the anticipated level of excitement from the international business community. One Western CEO commented, “OK great, now I...
The Saudi Government has welcomed a UN report that they be removed from the blacklist of countries that cause harm to children during conflict. A spokesman for the Kingdom commented, “We’re pleased to report that as of this week we will no longer be harming Yemeni kids, mainly because we killed the last one on Tuesday. The little rascal was...
Analysts have been caught off guard by the announcement that Saudi oil monopoly, Aramco, is more valuable than the latest vegan pet food delivery startup out of Silicon Valley. One commented, “It appears that having a lock on the substance currently enabling the world to get from A to B, makes for a massively valuable corporation. Who knew? Apparently, this...
