Iran: “Biden is our Favorite Thanksgiving Turkey”

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Ahead of renewed nuclear talks with Western powers, Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Khamenei praised President Biden as “our favorite Thanksgiving Turkey.”

Khamenei spoke to The Mideast Beast about his dream of making the world a better place.

“We ayatollahs love Thanksgiving and want to thank the United States of America for our favorite turkey: Joe Biden. The White House dude literally doesn’t see, doesn’t hear, and doesn’t remember a fucking thing. We thank the all-merciful Allah for sending Biden to bless our growing peaceful nuclear harvest, for the benefit of all peace-loving infidels.”

Khamenei expressed hope that he just might receive the Nobel Peace Prize.

“Since the Scandinavians nominated Hitler for the peace prize, as well as awarding it to everyone’s favorite airplane liberator, Yasser Arafat, it is only fair that an old charming jihadist like myself should get it, too. Scandinavians and ayatollahs stand united in our pacifism and our shared values on women, gays, Christians, kikes, and other adorably annoying minorities.”

Khamenei urged President Biden to sign “Peace for Our Time” with Iran at the next Oktoberfest in Munich.

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