Trump, Netanyahu to Reaffirm Shared Values of Racism, Corruption & Nepotism

U.S. President Donald J. Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu are scheduled to meet next month in Manila at a summit billed ‘Great Leaders Celebrating Great Common Values’.

According to a statement issued by the White House, “President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu, along with other great world leaders, will participate in a two-day summit that will celebrate our core values, which can be broadly summed up to be whatever we think the braying base want to hear.”

Netanyahu’s son, Yair, and Donald Trump Jr. are scheduled to lead a session on ‘Nepotism: What’s not to like?’, while First Lady Melania Trump and Mrs. Sarah Netanyahu will lead a discussion on ‘First Ladies Care’, which will focus on the best high fashion to wear to disaster zones.

Other world leaders slated to attend include The Philippines’ President Rodrigo Duterte, Myanmar President Win Myint and Prime Minister of Hungary Viktor Orbán, who the White House described as a “fellow great men determined to end the tyranny of liberal democracy.”