Courtney Beejay was born in a log cabin, and at age five told a lie about chopping down her family's cherry tree. After being set afloat on the Nile River in a basket of bullrushes and freeing the Hebrews from slavery, she attended Haverford University, mistakingly thinking it was Harvard.
She thinks the 'Epic of Gilgamesh' is a porn flick, and is totally gonna meet you for drinks at some point, but can we reschedule? Cause something just came up.
With 45 mass shootings in the U.S. in the last month alone, the remaining members of the Islamic State (IS) terrorist group have announced that it will cease all further attacks against the superpower. “It’s glorious – they are doing our job for us!” said IS spokesman Mahmud bin Ahmadi in a video posted online. “We were all set to...
At their regular gathering inside a secret club at Mount Megiddo in northern Israel, the group of elderly male Jews who secretly control everything in the world mumbled to each other that, maybe, just maybe, they should have vetted a little better before appointing the next leader of the free world. “Hey, don’t blame me, I voted for the Jay-Z/Beyonce...
In the wake of North Korea’s claim that it detonated its first hydrogen bomb, Jews around the world are witnessing the inevitable onslaught of friends’ social media posts frantically comparing the events in the isolated Asian dictatorship to the recent nuclear deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran. “Here it comes,” said Benjamin Steinblum, 20, of Long Island, as he...
The terror group ISIS has claimed responsibility for “wreaking havoc over the skies of the Infidelsphere” after a recent string of severe storms and floods ravaged countries across four continents. Since Christmas, widespread flooding has submerged large parts of the U.S., Britain, South America and Australia, driving hundreds of thousands from their homes. In the U.S. alone, record-breaking floods –...
