Prince bin Salman to Senator Graham, “Well You’d Know What ‘Crazy’ Fucking Looks Like”

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The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia has expressed some surprise that South Carolina Senator, Lindsey Graham, couldn’t think of anyone closer to home that was “crazy and dangerous.”

“Really, really? No one springs to mind? No one just down the street from you? Big guy tweets a lot. Ringing any bells?”

“Mohammed give me strength. Look, yes, it may or may not be true that I may or may not have given the green light to sticking a US resident into a wood chipper. But I’ve also given chicks the right to drive this year. So, let’s just emphasise the positive here. Plus, I only ever use my twitter account to back our national soccer team ‘Go Falcons!’ and sometimes retweet cool ‘Game of Thrones’ memes, because I kind of feel I might be a little bit dragon borne myself.”