ISIS beheadings due to “a hateful, detestable video” according to Obama Administration

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National Security Advisor Susan Rice was a guest on Meet the Press Sunday, saying that the recent mass beheadings by the group known as ISIS were “apparently the result of a spontaneous protest over a hateful video.”

Rice, speaking on behalf of the Administration, continued, “This video is another example of the sort of failures of diplomacy our Administration has been trying to overcome – failures left over from the previous Administration.”

The weekly news show was briefly interrupted while a cleaning crew mopped up bits of brain matter and gobs of blood after fellow guest Charles Krauthammer’s head exploded shortly before the bottom of the hour break.

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Ms. Rice distractedly picked flecks of skull from her hair as show host Chuck Todd resumed his brutally invasive line of questioning. “Ms. Rice, if you could be a tree, what tree would you be?”

Not even bothering to open her mouth, Ms. Rice simply held up a cue card that read

“This is just another example of the sorts of failures of diplomacy our Administration has been trying to overcome – failures left over from the previous Administration.”

In the Green Room, Reince Priebus was seen franticly noting down the wording and muttering, “must remember for 2016, must remember for 2016.”