William Cezar

 

United States Proceeds to Storm out of Lunchroom After Turkey Scores a Lunchable from Russia

United States Proceeds to Storm out of Lunchroom After Turkey Scores a Lunchable from Russia

After they noticed Turkey accepting a Lunchable from Russia, the United States reportedly threw a lunch tray and ran out of the cafeteria while stopping to shove Montenegro into the salad bar. In the hallway, looking flustered, the United States explained that it was just “so typical” of Turkey, and that Russia had made a gesture to them under the table before the U.S. decided to leave. “I always help Turkey out if they’re missing lunch, ask anyone, they’re just...

Benjamin Netanyahu Reconsiders Telling Palestinians to “Go Back Where They Came From”

Benjamin Netanyahu Reconsiders Telling Palestinians to “Go Back Where They Came From”

Explaining that he was simply intending it for the underlying message and not the literal interpretation, Benjamin Netanyahu has walked back from a press conference this morning at which he stated that Palestinians should “also go back where they came from.” “My intention was to echo the enmity of the US President’s recent use of the expression, the ‘these people ought to be looked down upon and shamed’ kind of rallying cry. Of course, the literal part doesn’t exactly work...