J.J. Hunsucker

 

Saudi Prince MBS Announces He’s Now “Pro-Choice”, Women Who Dress Immodestly Can Now “Choose Punishment”

Saudi Prince MBS Announces He’s Now “Pro-Choice”, Women Who Dress Immodestly Can Now “Choose Punishment”

In his latest attempt to show the world that Saudi Arabia is modernizing under his leadership, the Kingdom’s maverick Prince, Muhammed “Bone Saw” Bin Salman (MBS), has officially declared the Kingdom “Pro-Choice.” Effective immediately, when ‘ankle-flashers’ and their ilk are caught violating Sharia’s Modesty Laws, they’ll get to choose from a ‘potpourri of punishments’ unimaginable under previous regimes. For example,...