Eitan Benjamin

 

God to Release Long-Awaited Sixth Book of Moses

God to Release Long-Awaited Sixth Book of Moses

After thousands of years of writer’s block, The Almighty One in Heaven has finally announced the production of an additional book to the Five Books of Moses. “It took me a while to think of an idea that was good enough to continue the story,” proclaimed The Lord. “I set up a really great foundation in the last Five Books, and I didn’t want to ruin that. But I eventually thought of a way to advance the narrative that I...