A journalist from The Mideast Beast using fake BBC press credentials has learned the gigantic-screen television system known as Jumbotron will be put in place atop Haram al-Sharif (also known as the Temple Mount) and used for lectures, sermons and hate speeches by the firebrand Palestinian cleric Issam Amira at Al-Aqsa Mosque.
The screen is designed to accommodate very large public venues, sports, concerts, and entertainment events including the Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve celebrations in Times Square and Miley Cyrus Twerking at the MTV awards (yuck!), and it is part of an unorthodox jihad recruitment plan.
“We want to attract new blood, so to speak, appeal to a younger hipper crowd of Millennials (Generation Y) and expand the cleric’s meager fan base beyond close family and friends on Facebook,” a senior Islamic Jihad recruiter told our correspondent. “The occasional poke and unanswered friend requests on social media aren’t going to cut it in today’s competitive recruitment environment.”
Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi will have a Jerusalem media presence when he hosts a reality program “The Big Daddy Baghdadi Show” from ISIS studios in Raqqa, Syria with 24/7 live news feeds to the Jumbotron with daily decapitations, stoning events, crucifixion contests, happy hour floggings and gay rooftop tossing.
Following the upcoming Jewish holidays in September, an exciting fall line-up of television will air on the big screen including Desperate Housewives of Kandahar; The Real Housewives of Aleppo; Jihad Apprentice; and Honey Boo Boo: The child bride episodes. Stay tuned.