Retraction: top satirical news site misidentifies radical Muslim clerics

A leading satirical news website, The Mideast Beast, stood accused of gross racism yesterday as it published a story in which it mistakenly mixed up two leading religious firebrands. See “British Home Secretary loses her shit.”

“But Sir, they all look the same to me,” moaned dashing reporter Marcus Thunderbolt.

“One of them has a fucking hook for a hand and the other one doesn’t, you colossal racist fuck,” retorted the editor.


On a side note, ruggedly handsome reporter, Rani Steelballs, oddly enjoyed watching his close colleague get butt-railed by the editor.

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