Islamic State Grabs ‘MILF’ Brand

Public Relations experts with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) have expressed delight at the recent decision by the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) to hand over their weapons and enter a peace accord with the government of the Philippines.

“This is just a great opportunity for us to rebrand as the Muslim Islamic Liberation Front. We’ve been watching Internet traffic for some time and those MILF guys have been getting a mental amount of searches and hits. I mean really off the chart,” commented ISIL Commercial Director Sheik Bill Smith.

The move is not without challenges added Awyan Bikdik. ‘We have noticed some oddities in MILF search requests. We’re not sure what ‘MILF on MILF’ has to do with the struggle against the West. However we guess it might be suggesting factionalism within the fight against Zionism.”

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“We also note that ‘MILFs Teach Teens’, is searched for an awful lot. That’s an easier one for us because we all agree that it’s best to get them young.”

“A big concern is uncovering who this ‘MILF Hunter’ is. Our intelligence team are pretty sure that it’s a code name for a Mossad hit squad. But we’ve got some of our best people on it right now. In fact one of our younger techies, Jimmy McClack, has been searching for him tirelessly online. In fact, now I come to think about it, he hasn’t left his room for three days…”

“No I haven’t Googled any of this myself. Why the hell does everyone keep asking me that?”