Laura Fillerup

Laura Fillerup is an ex-MI5 field operative and Mossad double agent. Born and raised in New Zealand, she also holds Moroccan, German and Jamaican citizenship. She is the world’s foremost butterfly enthusiast and collector, and likes to spend her spare time digging holes in fields; cycling around in circles and researching numbers of legs on various animals. She has just completed a ten year stint researching the amount of legs on chickens (4). She writes from one of her favourite holes, located somewhere outside Mexico City.

 

Evangelical Christian tourists radicalized by ISIS
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Evangelical Christian tourists radicalized by ISIS

Foreign Embassies are advising against all travel to Israel’s Upper Galilee region following reports of evangelical tourist groups becoming radicalized by ISIS. Groups of Western God botherers, inspired by ISIS’ presence on Israel’s northern border, have seen an opportunity to further their own religious aims while on tour in Israel. The Israeli Daily (TID) contacted one of the tour organizers...

Report: Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is pregnant with the Messiah
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Report: Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is pregnant with the Messiah

Addressing the crowds from above the clouds, in a loud, booming voice, God, looking pretty proud of himself, announced that Kate had conceived the child naturally and not via Immaculate Conception, which he dismissed as ‘an absolute load of bollocks’: ‘There’s no such thing as an ‘Immaculate Conception’. Who ever made that shit up had some pretty fucked ideas about...