Scaramucci Sent to Defuse al-Aqsa Situation

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Jerusalem – Former White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci’s, colorful use of language is set to be further utilized by President Donald Trump , with his announcement that he sending  ‘The Mooch’ to diffuse tensions over the al-Aqsa Mosque.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee announced, “The President believes we need a new face on the ground in Jerusalem to diffuse the Israeli Palestinian tension over the al-Aqsa mosque. And, no this has absolutely nothing to do with Mr. Scaramucci calling Reince Priebus a ‘fucking paranoid schizophrenic’ pardon my French.”

One reporter overheard Steve Bannon, the other target of Scaramucci’s tirade, muttering to himself, “You calling me a cocksucker? Well, let’s see you deep-throat a Molotov cocktail you slime ball.”

President Trump took to Twitter saying, “Sending #TheMooch 2 diffuse al-Aqsa problem. We need fresh blood on the ground.” Ten minutes later President Trump tweeted, “FFS, didn’t mean that literally. #MAGA.”

Scaramucci was reportedly last seen near al-Aqsa screaming at a group of Palestinian protesters, “YOU MOTHER FUCKERS NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT! IT’S A ROCK AND A COUPLE METAL DETECTORS. NOT A BIG DEAL. HEY, YOU! PUT THAT BRICK DOWN. I’M SERIOU–“