Hamas gives Ultimatum on Airport via Instagram

Hamas gives Ultimatum on Airport via Instagram

Day 44 Since the collapse of the peace talks in Cairo, Hamas made an announcement via Instagram video of their latest request, followed by a threat. In poor Hebrew and using the 1977 filter, Hamas operatives stated “If we don’t get the 100 million NIS airport with a complete water park, KFC, and the nice security line that doesn’t make you take your shoes off, we will target Ben Gurion Aiport”. The caption was “We won’t stop until we get...

Snowden reveals ‘Galloway’

Snowden reveals ‘Galloway’

Edward Snowden has recently revealed that a Mossad spy has infiltrated into Muslim groups in the UK. Little is known about the shadowy figure that is believed to have been recruited in Scotland about 30 years ago, and goes only by the code name ‘Galloway’. “Ya Allah! This is so like 24!” said Abdul Abdul, spokesman for the West and East Yorkshire Global Jihad Co-operative and The Local Ferret Breeders Association. “We’re a typical tightly knit of group of West...

Brave raiders fail in UK supermarket objective

Brave raiders fail in UK supermarket objective

In an incredible act of bravery approximately 100 British citizens protesting the recent war in Gaza raided a supermarket, and they did what no one thought was humanly possible: they removed items from shelves. One aging onlooker noted, “I mean, you hear stories about people doing brave and heroic things, you know like in war, but you rarely get to witness it. The way that some of the protestors grabbed things like fruit and pepper without dropping them…that’s bravery-medal material....