According to numerous biblical theorists, a massive asteroid, meteor, or comet, large enough to spell the end of mankind is on a collision course with Earth. The disturbing claim along with several other end-time prophecies has created panic and mass hysteria worldwide. Despite The National Aeronautics and Space Administration’s (NASA) attempts to calm fears and tamp down the doomsday prediction,...
With a campaign launched to add Barack Obama to Mount Rushmore, the iconic American national landmark featuring 60-foot high sculptured heads of four United States presidents immortalized in granite, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu another egocentric man of the people wasted no time with plans for a monumental likeness of himself to be chiseled into the cliffs of Masada, the ancient...
Still giddy over Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran, Vice President Joseph Biden was more animated than usual when he met recently with Israeli military leaders over future funding of the Iron Dome air defense system. “The iron deal and Iran dome agreements are good for both our countries.” Famous for public gaffes, blunders and sticking his foot (shoe size 10...
Three young Chechnya Muslim women have been arrested for bilking the Islamic State out of thousands of dollars and this new form of financial terrorism is just the tip of the sand-berg. Widespread fraud and deception is plaguing the terror group, threatening its bottom line and revealing that they are easy prey for anything in a burqa with big eye...
Israeli operatives inside the Gaza Strip are reporting that American Dentist Walter J. Palmer, the crossbow hunter and executioner of beloved Cecil the Lion, is under Hamas Protected Custody. In a weak moment of ‘gotcha’ ecstasy, Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh expressed his delight in hiding the blood thirsty American fugitive and scoring a public relations coup. The Mideast Beast correspondent in...
With the relationship still a little testy, US President Barack Obama did not invite Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to his August 4 birthday bash. After getting word of the cold-shoulder treatment and learning he was not on the preferred guest list with Beyoncé, Mahmoud Abbas, Fabio, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Netanyahu shrugged off the latest snub and told his staff,...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Trump Tower Tehran & Trump Persian Palace Casino opening Sunday March 20, 2016 to coincide with Norooz, the Persian New Year in Iran. Trump Tower Tehran is set to feature one ultra-ultra luxury residence and 9,190 hotel guestrooms with spectacular views of the hanging cranes, easy access to daily ‘Death to the West’ rallies, which includes live...
President Barack Obama’s recent trip to his native Kenyan homeland was filled with angst and at times embarrassing moments. The POTUS journey, code name ‘Double Bogey in Nairobi’, got off to a shaky start. After an uncomfortable joint news conference and robust public debate over gay rights, President Obama and Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta left the stage and went at...
Was it a sign from the God of Israel? Or the hand of Mossad? Doesn’t matter much. The trauma and psychological damage is done, as approximately 80 people were injured in a mad dash set off when a mouse was spotted at a mosque full of worshippers in Morocco. “First of all, the mouse wasn’t spotted. It was mousy-brown with beady...
Terror tunnels? Or man caves? In an effort to calm ongoing tensions along the Israeli-Gazan border, a joint venture with Hamas’ Board of Tourism and Zionist startup 2waystreet is operating exclusive summer tunnel tours. From now until rainy season or rocket season, whichever comes first, Gaza has opened its sophisticated network of military tunnels to the public. Tourists and sightseeing...
Bored with flaccid Hollywood, Caitlyn Jenner has fled the glam life for a cause beyond trans equality. According to sources close to the Kardashian clan, Kris Jenner was stunned to hear the news about her ex-hubby. “What the Fallujah are you talking about? Yazidis? I just saw Bruce. Cait. Three days ago in Tiffany’s on Rodeo Drive.” The 65-year-old former...
With the influx and influence of western female recruits pouring into ISIS held territory across a wide swath of Iraq and Syria to fight infidels and get laid, a radical fusion of thought and practice is challenging the Islamic State terror group’s views regarding the practice of Female Genital Mutilation also known as Female Circumcision. “Removal of the magic button...
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin ‘Bibi’ Netanyahu as his 2016 Vice Presidential running mate prior to Republican Party delegates choosing nominees. The Israeli Daily got wind of this dramatic political development after Trump’s limo driver leaked the information while fooling around with Israeli tourists outside of Trump Tower in Manhattan. Sources close to the Prime Minister revealed he was given the unexpected...
In efforts to put a friendlier face on attempts to break Israel’s naval blockade of the Gaza Strip, Hamas leader in Gaza, Ismail Haniyeh, has revealed that Hamas is currently in negotiations with Disney Cruise Lines to be a corporate sponsor of the next Gaza flotilla. Speaking to The Israeli Daily using voice distortion technology, the senior Hamas leader said, “This...
United States President Barack Obama has replaced Secretary of State John Kerry the lead US negotiator in the Iran talks with the Soup Nazi of Seinfeld fame. Speaking to The Israeli Daily aboard Air Force One en route to a golf outing in Florida, President Obama said John Kerry has done an outstanding job as Team America negotiator, but expressed...
