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Iran’s Leadership Honors Obama Administration, Awards Him the Prestigious “Taqiyya Award”

Iran’s Leadership Honors Obama Administration, Awards Him the Prestigious “Taqiyya Award”

In a dramatic move, the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ali Khamenei, announced the winner of its annual “Taqiyya Award”. Organized by the Iranian Leadership, the award is given to exceptional infidels whose actions helped Iran’s policies of supporting terrorism around the Middle East, suppressing women’s rights, and expanding Iranian influence to other countries. Khamenei, commenting on the decision in a closed press briefing, said: “Hussein Obama is helping our Islamic Republic greatly, and together with his administration is doing everything...

EXCLUSIVE: Saudi King Salman Spotted at Gay Bar in Tel Aviv

EXCLUSIVE: Saudi King Salman Spotted at Gay Bar in Tel Aviv

Despite the potentially dire repercussions, Saudi King Salman – who turns 80 today – was spotted last week using drugs at a gay bar on Tel Aviv’s hip Rothschild Boulevard. Based on the testimony of multiple unreliable eye-witnesses, The Mideast Beast can exclusively reveal that Salman bin Abdulaziz al Saud – his beard dyed blonde, his usual keffiyeh replaced with a studded biker’s cap and his eyes hidden behind Ray-Ban Aviators – entered popular gay vegan bar ‘The Split’ surrounded...