Sam Nailer

Sam Nailer grew up on an uncharted island near the Isles of Sicily. Sam's great-grandparents were survivors of ISIS, the Hamburg-America line passenger ship that sunk in 1936. When Sam was 12 years old, his village was "rescued" and forced to leave the island by U.N. archaeologists searching for the elusive homo-seafarius. Sam's first book, "Run Over Sand" was a shifting narrative detailing the historical events in the creation of society by shipwrecked Olympians on their way to the 1936 Nazi Olympics, and Sam's life as a refugee in America. The book helped illuminate the great importance refugees must place in obtaining athletic scholarships in the United States, as well as the effects of imperialistic conquest to obtain hominid skeletons. With an interest in exploring the world, Sam started his professional journalism career working as a producer for Fox 8 Cleveland, covering the Middle East and parts of Africa. When Lebron James returned to the Cavaliers and the city of Cleveland no longer had an interest in the outside world, Sam moved to AP News. While with AP, he published his second book, "Squeaky," chronicling his year-long search for Chris Tucker in 2009. In 2015, Sam switched gears and jumped into the fashion blogging world. He has since returned to live in Israel and report on the less confusing Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

 

ISIS Issues Open-Letter to La La Land After Oscars Mishap

ISIS Issues Open-Letter to La La Land After Oscars Mishap

The confusion at the 89th Academy Awards ceremony, where Moonlight was crowned the Best Picture after La La Land had already been announced, has drawn a heartfelt message from frequent battlefield losers, ISIS. In an open-letter they share their astonishment at the grace displayed by La La Land producers who had to give up their Oscar gold: “We are very impressed by the way they lost. We lose all the time, like right now in Mosul. It’s not going well,...

Study Finds Death Worst Way to Occupy Territory

Study Finds Death Worst Way to Occupy Territory

A researcher at the Tel Aviv Institute of Technology has released the results of a 50-year study on the best methods to occupy territory. Dr. Sara Berg measured total land occupation held before and after an individual’s death. Samples came from a group of 400 male and 243 female subjects. The subjects were further separated into categories and asked to fill out a survey on a biannual basis. For example, one tall, graduate, female, Jewish, and alive subject, occupied an...

Pope Francis Trolls Trump Again, “One-State World”

Pope Francis Trolls Trump Again, “One-State World”

Pope Francis is known for trolling world leaders through piety but without naming names in God’s name. Today, as he washed the feet of the orphan refugees with blessed bottles of San Pellegrino Sparkling at the Holy Divinity Orphanage and Wine Tour in Rome, he was asked about Trump’s suggestion of a one-state solution in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. “Rather than go back to a war over borders, perhaps the entire world should become one-state,” he remarked. “For all mankind lives...

Desperate for Money, ISIS Creating Postmodern Art from Destroyed Remains of Ancient World

Desperate for Money, ISIS Creating Postmodern Art from Destroyed Remains of Ancient World

ISIS leaders have been taking meetings in the contemporary art scene to raise money for future fighting in Mosul. Citing religious purposes, the group is known to destroy ancient art and ruins with sledgehammers, bombs and permanent markers to erase the rich cultural history of the region. But now, facing a stronger Iraqi/US front, the group has no choice but to change strategy. Led by Kata’ib Taswiyya, the group traditionally in charge of demolishing cultural targets, ISIS has started producing sculptural...

ISIS Apologizes to Trump for Inaccurate Terror List

ISIS Apologizes to Trump for Inaccurate Terror List

Last week, the White House blamed the media for underreporting terrorist activity. While many of the attacks on the list were covered by the media, some, like the Bowling Green and Atlantis attacks came from a list reportedly provided by ISIS. Per a staffer who works close to the president, Trump was furious that his team continued to cite attacks that did not happen and demanded that they find the source of the continued misinformation. In a press briefing today, Sean...