Lila Tatas

 

Tel Aviv City Council and Hamas Join Forces

Tel Aviv City Council and Hamas Join Forces

Tel Aviv City Council has signed a radical new public infrastructure agreement with Hamas. Starting next month they will be joining forces to take advantage of Hamas’ second favorite hobby (after amateur rocket firing), digging! One City Councilman explained the concept. “Everyone knows that traffic in this town is a nightmare. Last night I was at a particularly boring budget committee meeting, and was secretly eyeing a CNN report on those resourceful little tunnelers from Palestine. And then suddenly, light...

The Rise of ‘Tear Technology’

The Rise of ‘Tear Technology’

Recently, scientists have recognized a stark decline of water in the Dead Sea. “This is a phenomenon that is irreversible!” said Israeli spokesperson Eyal Dudu. Previous attempts to refill this astounding landmark of nature have proven futile because the Dead Sea continues to reject all attempted water types, including seawater from the Mediterranean.  Scientist Edward Berg recently discovered that tears have a saline content and molecular composition that could be compatible. Yes, tears. Berg has visited refugee camps, hospitals and various waiting rooms...