Athie S. Scweinberger first began to understand the power of religion, faith, and mind control when she created her own cult in 2nd grade. Based on this initial success, she decided to pursue world domination as a career.
Over the years, Athie attempted to join the Elders of Zion, the Illuminati, and the Wizengamut but only heard back from Scientology, the fakest organization real enough to respond to her emails. Disappointed, Athie vowed to take a new approach in 2016 and is happy to announce she is the 48th member of Taylor Swift's ever-burgeoning squad. Athie is proud to bring her millennial sensibilities to The Mideast Beast, and will be debuting her own collection of emoji's later this year. Her favorite book is "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu and her favorite Kardashian is Khloe. Obviously.
In February, your quintessential energy – as seen in the way you hack through every last bit of defiant neck gristle during a beheading – will bring you good fortune, but challenges will also present themselves, requiring caution and preventative action. REWARDS: As an Al-Aquarius-born jihadi, your creativity and vision propel you to ever-bloodier heights, and your novel contributions to building the...
